Christmas songs “in other words”
Written on January 14, 2007 – 9:35 am | by Ed Warkentin
I know that it’s officially no longer the Christmas season, but I was cleaning up around the house, since we are planning to move soon, and I found a sheet of paper with the following list of Christmas carols “in other words.”
This isn’t the only such list that I have seen. Hopefully, you can help me accumulate more of these. Please comment on this article and give me more of these! I have always gotten a kick out of these kind of things…
Enjoy:
Each of the following Christmas song have been re-stated, obfuscated, and put “in other words.” Can you translate them into plain English (the actual titles of the songs)?
1. Chinkle chimers
2. Array, adorn, decorate, & embellish the corridor
3. Felicity, ecstasy, & bliss to the planet
4. Rudy, the scarlet-proboscised rangifer
5. Tucked securely in a cow trough
6. Proceed forth proclaiming upon a specific geological alpine formation
7. Draw near, each & every one of you who are loyal, allegiant, true-hearted, unwavering, & devoted
8. The earliest yuletide
9. The teeny-weeny percussion playing lad
10. Ivory Yule
11. Tiny municipality where Jesus was born
12. First person nominative plural of a triumvirate of personage of majestic monarchical existence.
13. Inconversable, speechless & taciturn time from dusk to dawn
14. Exalted heavenly beings we have perceived by our auditory mechanisms on a lofty, elevated place
15. In awe of the nocturnal time span characterized by religiosity
16. Tintinnabulate tocsin boulder
17. Interrogative inquiry about the youngster
18. Crispy-cold season of a fairylike imaginary realm
19. Icy, the precipitation of white ice crystals person
20. That one arrived on a middle of the night translucent
21. Fruit from the beech tree family baking on an unscreened blaze
22. The 10 & 8/4 periods of the earth’s rotation on a its axis at yuletide
23. Hollow devices that vibrate of a white metallic element that is sonorous, ductile, very malleable, capable of a high degree of polish and has the highest thermal and electric conductivity of any substance
24. At one’s own abode for the vacation
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